Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.

Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly. 

Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt @ 70 mph can double your vocabulary

Remember the time when sex was safe and motorcycles were dangerous !!!

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
 

I'd rather be riding my motorcycle thinking about God than sitting in church thinking about my motorcycle.